How bad could this be? Until this month? I had managed to only ever watch this movie once. And only once. I rewatched a movie I vowed I would forget ever existed and never. never watch again. I suffered for this. For all of you. I’m sort of like Jesus.
Oh Pinhead is in this one too. He took Ozempic this time.
Read MoreHELLRAISER IX REVELATIONS
Never watch this movie. Don’t rent it. Don’t watch it pirated. Just forget it was even made and take the word of others that this never happened. PInhead is in this, He’s the fat one.
Read MoreHELLRAISER VIII HELLWORLD!!!
Its a cyber future! With no high tech! It’s got Lance Hennriksen! Because he was having lunch!
Tech savvy kids play a hellraiser game solving a hellraiser puzzle box and attend a hellraiser party! PINHEAD IS ALSO IN THIS! HE SHOWS UP I SWEAR!
Read MoreHellraiser VII DEADER
It’s not dead yet! It’s feeling quite better!
This movie is the same thing as watching a car drive by with a dog leash and collar hanging from the rear bumper.
Read MoreA conman hunting down the truth
Suffering hallucinations the deeper he gets. Losing his sanity the closer he gets to unraveling the mystery surrounding his wifes death and missing memory. It’s the same as before. Oh and Pinhead is in it.
Read MoreA serial murderer, a cop hallucinating the deeper he gets, the closer he comes to catching the killer! Oh and Pinhead is in it…
Read MoreHellraiser IV BLOODLINE
It’s in your blood! Along with all the fryer grease from the McDonalds fries you’ve eaten since birth. Enjoy Time travel via Dimension Films as they continue the Barker hate train! CHOO CHOO!!!
Read MoreHellraiser III Hell on Earth!!!
Its like hell. But its on earth, and way more comical than you’d think.
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